It's nine o'clock on a Saturday

The regular crowd shuffles in

There's an old man sittin' next to me

Makin' love to his tonic and gin

He says, Son can you play me a memory?

I'm not really sure how it goes

But it's sad and it's sweet

and I knew it complete

When I wore a younger man's clothes

La, la-la, di-di-da

La-la di-di-da da-dum

Sing us a song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feelin' alright

Now John at the bar is a friend of mine

He gets me my drinks for free

And he's quick with a joke,

or to light up your smoke

But there's some place that he'd rather be

He says, Bill, I believe this is killing me

As a smile ran away from his face

Well, I'm sure that I could be a movie star

If I could get out of this place

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da

La-la di-di-da da-dum

Now Paul is a real estate novelist

Who never had time for a wife

And he's talkin' with Davy,

who's still in the navy

And probably will be for life

And the waitress is practicing politics

As the businessmen slowly get stoned

Yes, they're sharing a drink

they call loneliness

But it's better than drinkin' alone

Sing us the song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feelin' alright

It's a pretty good crowd for a Saturday

And the manager gives me a smile

'Cause he knows that it's me

they've been comin' to see

To forget about life for a while

And the piano, it sounds like a carnival

And the microphone smells like a beer

And they sit at the bar

and put bread in my jar

And say man what are you doin' here?

Oh, la, la-la, di-di-da

La-la di-di-da da-dum

Sing us the song, you're the piano man

Sing us a song tonight

Well, we're all in the mood for a melody

And you've got us feelin' alright